Dumb and Dumberer2003

Lloyd:
You have beautiful eyes!

Harry:
You have beautiful eyes!

Jessica:
Thank you.

Lloyd:
(See's a dog) Hey, where'd you come from?

Harry:
Hey where'd you come from?

Jessica:
I was born in St. Louis.

Lloyd:
Would you like me to pat your head?

Harry:
Would you like me to pat your head?

Lloyd:
I bet you want your head scratched.

Harry:
I bet you want your head scratched.

Jessica:
No why, we still have a lot to talk about.

Lloyd:
Don't you snap at me like that, your lucky I don't punch you right in the face.

Harry:
Don't snap at me like that your lucky I don't punch you the face!

Lloyd:
Oh, I remember you...how could I forget those big hairy nipples.

Harry:
How could I forget those big hair nipples?

Lloyd:
I can almost smell your stinky fenuter from here.

Harry:
I can almost smell your stinky fenuter from here.