Dumb and Dumberer2003

Harry:
You two timing slut! And you, I thought you were from St. Louis! I don't ever want to see you again!

Walter:
(walks into bathroom to see melted chocolate all over the place) Oh, my God.

Harry:
And I'm leaving! (he does so)

Walter:
(thinks the chocolate is fecal matter) He sh*t everywhere. There's sh*t everywhere! DAMN IT!!! There's sh*t on the windows! Oh, my God! My house is full of SH*T!! HE SH*T EVERYWHERE!! Look what he did! He sh*t all over the wall! Get up here!

(his wife screams)

Jessica:
When can I see you?

Lloyd:
Uh, how about tonight at eight?

Walter:
MY HOUSE IS FULL OF BILE! SH*T!! (to his wife) Calm down! Just calm down!

Jessica:
Th-Thank you Lloyd, I got to go. I got to go for a little peek, see you at eight!

Lloyd:
Date with Jessica, YEAH!

Walter:
Look what he did! He sh*t all over the wall!