Thundercrack!1975

Chandler:
What did I do wrong, Chandler? That's the second time that you've flown off the handle tonight. The first time is when I wanted to show you that tattoo on my thigh.

Chandler:
I told you at the time that I had no interest whatsoever in looking at a tattoo of a dodo bird.

Bond:
But they're extinct! You can't see them anymore!

Chandler:
I'm well aware of that, Bond, but I think that having one tattooed on your hairy thigh is in extreme poor taste, especially considering that the species has vanished forever.

Bond:
But my thigh isn't hairy.