The Emperor's New Groove2000

[After Kuzco realizes he's been turned into a llama]

Kuzco:
My face! My beautiful, beautiful face! I'm an ugly stinking llama! [goes into hysterics as Pacha tries to calm him down] Llama face!

Pacha:
What happened?

Kuzco:
[slaps himself across the face; trying to calm down] I'm trying to figure that out, okay? [falls and starts whining again] I can't remember! I can't remember anything! Wait a minute. [turns towards Pacha] I remember you! I remember telling you that I was building my pool where your house was. And then you got mad at me-- [gasps in shock, then turns back to Pacha angrily] And you turned me into a llama!

Pacha:
Wha-? No, I did not!

Kuzco:
Yes, and then you kidnapped me!

Pacha:
Why would I kidnap a llama?!

Kuzco:
I have no idea. You're the criminal mastermind, not me!

Pacha:
What?!

Kuzco:
Hmm. You're right. That's giving you way too much credit. Okay, I gotta get back to the palace. Yzma's got that "secret lab"; I'll just snap my fingers and order her to change me back! Hey, you. No time to waste, let's go. [starts walking away] Hey, tiny! I wanna get out of this body. Wouldn't you? Now, let's go.

Pacha:
Build your summer house somewhere else.

Kuzco:
[angrily] You wanna run that by me again?

Pacha:
I can't let you go back unless you change your mind, and build your summer house somewhere else.

Kuzco:
[whispers] Hey, I got a little secret for you, come here. No, closer. [he screams in Pacha's face] I DON'T MAKE DEALS WITH PEASANTS!

Pacha:
Then, I guess I can't take you back.

Kuzco:
Fine! I don't need you. [starts walking towards the jungle] I can find my own way back.

[Pacha gets in the way]

Pacha:
I wouldn't recommend it. It's a little dangerous if you don't know the way.

Kuzco:
Nice try, pal.

Pacha:
No, really, I'm telling you - there are jaguars and snakes... and quicksand!

Kuzco:
[walking away] La, la, la, la, la-la-la! La-la-la! I'm not listening!

Pacha:
I'm serious, listen to me! You cannot go in there!

Kuzco:
[singsong] Still not listening!

Pacha:
Ya know what?! Fine! Fine! Go ahead! There's no Kuzco, there's no "Kuzcotopia". Takes care of my problem. [he walks away, only to look back at the jungle]