The Emperor's New Groove2000

[After Pacha revives him, Kuzco is washing his mouth out]

Pacha:
For the last time, it was not a kiss!

Kuzco:
Well, whatever you call it, [spits onto Pacha's fire, putting it out] it was dees-gust-ing! And to think, if you'd done what I ordered you to do in the first place, we all could have been spared your little kiss of life! [shakes off the water from his fur, which puts out Pacha's fire again] But now that we're here, you will take me back to the palace. I'll have Yzma change me back, and then I'll start construction on Kuzcotopia. Oh, yeah!

Pacha:
Okay, now look. I think we got off on the wrong foot here.

Kuzco:
[uninterested] Um-hm. [starts drying himself off with Pacha's poncho]

Pacha:
[continuing] I just think if you really thought about it, you'd decide to build your home on a different hilltop.

Kuzco:
[finishes drying off] And why would I do that?

[He throws the poncho over the fire, putting it out again]

Pacha:
Because … [controls his anger] deep down, I think you'll realize that you're forcing an entire village out of their homes just for you.

Kuzco:
And that'sssssssss … bad?

Pacha:
Well, yeah! Uh, nobody's that heartless.

Kuzco:
Mmmm. … Now take me back.

Pacha:
What? Wait, wait! How can you be this way? All you care about is building your summer home and filling it with stuff for you!

Kuzco:
Uh, yeah. Doy. Me. Everyone else in the kingdom gets it. You're the only one that doesn't seem to be with the program, eh, Pacha?

Pacha:
You know, someday you're gonna wind up all alone. And you'll have no one to blame but yourself.

Kuzco:
[sarcastically] Thanks for that, I'll log that away. Now, for the final time, I order you to take me back to the palace.

Pacha:
Looks to me like you're stuck out here. Because unless you change your mind, I'm not taking you back.

Kuzco:
[mocking Pacha] "Because unless you change your mind, I'm not gonna take you back." Me, me, me. Moo, moo, moo. [picks up an acorn and throws it at Pacha, hitting him on the head; Pacha looks around angrily] Huh? What? I didn't do anything. I didn't do that. Somebody's throwing stuff. You gonna build a fire or what?

Pacha:
[sighs] He's never going to change his mind.

Kuzco:
[goes out a way to lie down, then sighs as well] How am I ever gonna get out of here?