The Emperor's New Groove2000

[after a long chase sequence, Yzma and Kronk fall into a chasm and Kuzco and Pacha finally make it into the palace; Pacha has pulled the wrong lever while trying to go into Yzma's secret lab, causing Kuzco to fall into the pit and get bitten by the same crocodile that bit Yzma]

Kuzco:
Okay, why does she even have that lever? [kicks the crocodile, causing to run away yipping again; Pacha pulls the right lever causing them to fall into the roller coaster ride]

Ride Voice:
Please remain seated, and keep your arms and legs in at all times.

[Kuzco and Pacha scream all the way through the ride and ends up in Yzma and Kronk's lab costumes]

Kuzco:
Huh?

[they take off the costumes and run to the lab]

Pacha:
[looks through the potions] What does it look like?

Kuzco:
[also looks through the potions] I don't know. Just keep looking

Pacha:
[opens an owl-shaped cabinet] Over here. It has to be one of these. Lions, tigers, bears -

[There are no bottles in the human section]

Yzma:
Oh, my! Looking for this? [steps out of a shadow holding the potion]

Kuzco:
No! It can't be! How did you get back here before us?!

Yzma:
Ah … [looks confused] How did we, Kronk?

Kronk:
Well, ya got me. [pulls down a chart of the previous chase] By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.

Yzma:
Oh, well. Back to business.

Kuzco:
[chuckles nervously] Okay, I admit it. Maybe I wasn't as nice as I should have been. But Yzma, do you really wanna kill me?!

Yzma:
Just think of it as … you're being let go. That your life's going in a different direction. That your body is part of a permanent outplacement.

[A look of fear crosses Kuzco's face as he finally understands Yzma's motives]

Kronk:
Hey, that's kinda like what he said to you when you got fired.

Yzma:
I know. It's called a cruel irony. Like my dependence on you.

Kuzco:
I can't believe this is happening!

Yzma:
Then I bet you weren't expecting this…! [starts to pull up her dress; Kuzco and Pacha recoil and start yelling objections] [revealing a knife strapped to her thigh] A-ha!

[Kuzco and Pacha are relieved and pass it off]

Yzma:
Haha! [throws the knife to Kronk] Finish them off!

Kronk's Shoulder Devil:
Hey, you're not backing down now, are you, big guy?

Kronk:
Uh, where's the other guy? [Kronk's Shoulder Angel appears sitting in a hairdryer] Yo!

Kronk's Shoulder Angel:
[he quickly gets off the chair, removes the helmet and restores his halo while he speaks] Sorry I'm late. So, what did I miss?

[As Kronk talks to the Shoulder guardians in his head, Yzma stares at him, turns to Kuzco and Pacha, and points to him with her thumb, hoping for an explanation; Pacha and Kuzco simply shrug]

Kronk:
Well, Yzma just tossed me this knife and asked me to, y'know, take them out. Then this guy popped up and we waited for you, and, quite honestly -

Yzma:
Kronk! [Kronk and his Shoulder guardians turn to her] Why did I think you could do this? This one simple thing. It's like I'm talking to a monkey.

Kronk's Shoulder Angel:
[in shock] Whoa, now!

Yzma:
A really, really big, stupid monkey named KRONK!

Kronk's Shoulder Devil:
[also shocked] Ouch!

Yzma:
And do you want to know something else? I never liked your spinach puffs. [Kronk, Shoulder Angel, and Shoulder Devil all gasp] NEVER!

[Kronk breaks down into tears; Shoulder Angel comforts him]

Kronk's Shoulder Devil:
[angry] That's it. [c*cks trident like a shotgun] She's goin' down!

Kronk's Shoulder Angel:
Now, now. Remember, guys: "From above, the wicked shall receive their just reward."

[They look above Yzma and notice a chandelier as an angel chorus sings]

Kronk, Shoulder Angel, and Shoulder Devil:
That'll work.

[Kronk cuts the rope to the chandelier, sending it falling down towards Yzma, but due to her skinny form, it falls around her instead of on her]

Kronk:
Strange. That usually works.

Yzma:
And so does this!

[She pulls over a large vial, which turns out to be a lever for a trapdoor below Kronk]

Kronk:
Ah. Should've seen that coming. [falls through] Whooaaaaaa! [Shoulder angel and devil then fall through holding each other]