Tomb Raider III: Adventures of Lara Croft1998

Lara Croft:
You mean Sophia's testing some sort of immortality power? Along with her own brand of face-lift...

Geordie Bob:
Why aye, man! "Everlasting beauty?" She's obviously not fully worked it oot, yet, but she takes the best results for herself. See, I don't care what your business with her is, you can't be any more shiftless than what she is! So I'm gonna go out of me way to help you, that is, after you've done somethin' for us here, like.

Lara Croft:
Very generous of you. What do you want?

Geordie Bob:
A bottle of that mummy preservation stuff, from the Natural History Museum.

Lara Croft:
Embalming fluid?

Geordie Bob:
Aye! For rotten flesh you canny whack it, man! The museum's pretty interestin', I'm told, you'll like it.

Lara Croft:
So why don't you go yourself?

Geordie Bob:
One of them Egyptian lassies' there's a bit pissed of, like, but, eh... she didn't get immortality the way she wanted it. And seeing as we've done better than her in that department, I didn't care to imagine what curse we could get given, any worse than we've got already, like. You'll be fine, though, pet, you'll die easily.

Lara Croft:
Thanks!