Enchanted2007

[Nathaniel arrives in Times Square; the construction workers remove the manhole cover and let him up]

Arty:
Let me guess. You're looking for a beautiful girl, too?

Nathaniel:
No, I'm looking for a prince, actually.

Arty:
Riiiight.

[They hear Edward laughing in triumph, and turn to see him riding on the roof of an MTA New York City Transit bus, under the delusion that it is a steel beast]

Prince Edward:
You've met your match, you foul bellowing beast!

[He takes his sword and stabs it through the roof of the bus, the blade also ripping open an old lady's bag in the process. The driver stops the bus]

Bus Driver:
Everybody stay on the bus.

Prince Edward:
Giselle? My love?

Pip in New York:
Giselle?

Prince Edward:
Right. [addresses the passengers] The steel beast is dead, peasants! I've set you all free!

Bus Driver:
[steps out the doors to confront Edward] Are you crazy?! Nobody stabs my bus! I'll tear you apart! Do you hear me?! You get down here right now!

[Nathaniel comes up and tries to help out]

Nathaniel:
Madam, allow me...

Prince Edward:
Nathaniel, old friend!

Nathaniel:
Sire, may I suggest that you, uh...

Bus Driver:
You?! A friend a' his?! Crazy tight-wearin'... Are you tryin' to mess up my route?! [Pip jumps onto her forehead and mimics her attitude] I'll tear you both apart! [Nathaniel eyes Pip] Don't you roll your eyes at me, you... [Nathaniel points at Pip, causing the driver to look up] A RAT! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!

[She goes berserk and tries to get Pip off of her]

Prince Edward:
Well, strictly speaking, he's a chipmunk!

Nathaniel:
Sire, may I suggest we seek elsewhere for your bride?