Tony Hawk's Underground2003

[Bam Margera is standing on a quarterpipe set, watching Russian tanks drive by, transfixed. Tony Hawk, the Skater and Tony are standing behind him]

Bam Margera:
Mmmm, tanks... aw tank-look at these tanks... *Damn*, look at these tanks...

Tony Hawk:
What's up? Aren't you stoked by getting Best New Pro?

The Skater:
Well... it's not a done deal yet. It's pretty close between me and Eric.

[Eric Sparrow skates up onto the set to join the others]

Eric Sparrow:
Sup, guys? [pregnant pause] Listen, I've been thinkin', we can't keep this up. Remember how I used to torch action figures with ya? I - I acted like a dork, I'm sorry, I got carried away.

[Eric extends his hand for a handshake. After much hesitation, the Skater returns the gesture]

Todd the Manager:
[in a mocking tone] Aww, I'm touched, really! Hehe, haaa... [normal] Now get out there in front of those cameras and earn your keep!

Bam Margera:
It's so good, we can't go skating right now, look at these *tanks*! Damn!...