Tony Hawk's Underground2003

[the Skater walks up to a tank. Eric Sparrow and a Russian guard are sitting against it. The guard is passed out; Eric is noticeably drunk and holding a vodka bottle]

Eric Sparrow:
Wassuuuuup? [pause] Me and Vladimir here are feeling *good* tonight! [pause] Heh-he-he-he-hey... your license good in Moscow? [he stumbles] Ol' Vlad told me it was ok if we take a test spin...

[Eric takes the keys to the tank from the guard and starts climbing up to the entrance to the tank]

The Skater:
...you can't be serious.

[the Skater climbs into the tank, as Eric sits in the driver's seat]

Eric Sparrow:
Oh man, Bam's gonna be so *jealous* when he finds out about this!

The Skater:
Dude, stop it!

[Eric starts up the tank, and the two fall back with a jerk. As the Skater tries to stop the tank, Eric climbs back out and stands on the top of the tank]

Eric Sparrow:
*Whooooooooooooo!* Yeah, c'mon! On to the bridge! [He sings a charge theme] Do a Smith grind, man, *whoo!*

[Eric looks forward, and sees the museum directly ahead. He blanches, drops his vodka bottle, and jumps off, leaving the Skater behind]