Too Tired to Die1998

Kenji:
Shame on you.

John Sage:
Excuse me?

Kenji:
Aren't you ashamed of seducing such a young woman? Behave, like an old man.

John Sage:
Do I look like an old man?

Kenji:
Ofcourse! You don't think you're still a teenager, do you?

John Sage:
No, not for some time.

Kenji:
So, find someone your age.

John Sage:
Young man, I know all this seems a little absurd to you. When I was your age, I felt the same way. But when you're a little older, you'll understand.

Kenji:
[laughs] I'm glad I won't have to. [sits down at the table] You should let her go, she doesn't belong to you. That young lady needs to meet guys of her age.

John Sage:
You wanna meet her, is that right?

Kenji:
No, not me. I'm dying tonight.

John Sage:
Excuse me?

Kenji:
Don't worry, I'm not comitting suicide. I just found out that I'm going to die tonight. That's all.