The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain1995

[Anson and Garrad have explained they must go and calculate the height.]

Thomas Twp Too:
And how d'you know later?

Anson:
Well, w-we've made, um, we've made measurements with those two hills, and w-we already know the height of Newton Beacon and Whitchurch Hill...

Thomas Twp:
But how were they measured?

Anson:
The same way, by comparing them with other hills.

Thomas Twp Too:
But who measured the first hill?

Rev. Robert Jones:
[whispering] God. God, my boy. God.