Tormented2009/I

Bradley:
Have you been upsetting my guests?

Jez:
No bro, I was joking, ya get me? Wah [Jez gropes Marcus' fake b*obs]

Marcus:
Don't play with the things.

Bradley:
I ain't your f***ing bro.

Jez:
Listen you lot need to chill out, it's Darren Mullet's leaving do. The fat twat is dead, you gotta drink to that. Ya get me? Gimme some. [Jez holds his hands up to slap onto Marcus'. Marcus doesn't move and pulls jez hands down]

Bradley:
Why the f*** did you just say that sh*t to me?

Jez:
Bradley, mate it's me.

Bradley:
Sort him out [walks away]

Jez:
[Jez calls after him] Mate come on. Bradley, it's me, it's Jeremy.

Marcus:
Shhhhhhhhhhh... [Marcus shouts in the style of Leonidas in 300] SUCK MY TITTIES! [kicks Jez into the pool]