Tormented2009/I

Bradley:
F*** me, i'm out of breath. Now what i was trying to say was how sorry I am that Mullet decided to top himself. A bit selfish of him really, leaving Mr. jizzy no mates here, not one fat spaz to call a friend.

Jason:
YOU BASTARD!

Bradley:
Arr! You're a plucky little f***er aren't you. Now Mullet is dead which means he can't be sending us texts, I don't think that he can get a signal up there, do you?

Marcus:
I can't even get a signal in the bogs.

Bradley:
Exactly. Now being Shrek risen from the dead, ain't a bad gag. So give me his phone and we'll call it quits.

Jason:
I haven't got his phone.

Bradley:
Jason, Jason, Jason, you're only hurting yourself mate [punches Jason in the face]