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Peter Dickinson:
You have the distinction of owning the only two children in the entire building.

Harry Potter Sr.:
Oh, we don't own 'em, we just rent!

Peter Dickinson:
Well, let me give it to you straight Harry Boy! You see, I am a single, unattached guy. And I live upstairs, right above you. Now, I'm into swinging, and children having pillow fights at all hours of the night while I'm trying to score, may cause a few strikeouts, you get me Harry Boy!

Harry Potter Sr.:
Yes, sir.

Peter Dickinson:
Good! [Enters an apartment]

Harry Potter Sr.:
Mr. Dickenson, wrong apartment.

Peter Dickinson:
[Exits sacastic] Sh*t!