Epic2013

[Bufo's goons are beating up Nod after he goes back on a deal.]

Nod:
Is that the best you got?

Goon:
[punches Nod really hard in the groin] How's that?

Nod:
[weakly] Better.

Bufo:
Nod, you know I like you.

Nod:
Yeah, I like you too, Mr. Bufo.

Bufo:
And yet, you don't do what we agreed. We agreed that you would lose, but then you win.

Nod:
Now, I can't help it if I'm fast. You want me to lose, you got to give me some better competition.

Bufo:
It's called teamwork. Maybe if you understood that, the Leafmen wouldn't have kicked you out.

Nod:
They did not kick me out! I quit!

Bufo:
[chuckles] I admire your independent spirit, Nod. I miss that. [to his goons] Feed him to something. A snake would be good.

Ronin:
[appears] Nah, snakes just swallow you whole. Now if you put him in a hornet's nest, that's a show.

Bufo:
Oh, look, it's Ronin, defender of the weak, pooper of parties, here to ruin the fun. [gestures for his goons to let Nod go]

Ronin:
I didn't ruin all of it. I let you hit him.

Nod:
[annoyed] Twice!

Ronin:
[to Bufo] Hop along now, little froggie.

Bufo:
Easy, Ronin. It's a big forest out there. Even Leafmen gotta sleep.