Turk 182!1985

Det. Ryan:
[after Turk has broken into the mayor's office] Why, officer Callahan. What a pleasant surprise. So glad you could make it. Where the hell were you?

Callahan the Cop:
There was a fire in the bathroom.

Det. Ryan:
A fire in the bathroom. You leave the mayor's office unguarded for a fire in the bathroom? Jesus Christ, Callahan. That trick's in my kid's commando game! You'd better get yourself a new pair of shoes, Callahan.

Callahan the Cop:
I'm... gonna be... doing a lot of walking?

Det. Ryan:
[nods] Smart man. Have a nice day.