Turn Back the Clock1933

Joe Gimlet:
Gee, fellas, I wish I was going with you, but, I guess, it ain't in the cards. I've been listening to these orators standing up here telling you about the glories of fightin' for democracy. It made me feel a little sad. It's alright to talk about glories, but, what you're going to find is mud and more mud and cooties and lots of other things that ain't so nice. You're going across the seas and you're going to be charging through barbed wire and muck and weeds and you're going to chase those Heinies out of gas. Then, you're coming back here, most of you, and when you do maybe you won't find so much cheerin' and band playin'. And maybe you'll have just a little trouble findin' a job. I ain't sayin', but, maybe. So, I tell you what I'm gonna do. I've made a lot of money, selling trucks to the Army. I'm gonna give it to you. I'm gonna put one million simoleons in the Corliss National Bank. So, that when you come back. Every enlisted man here, yes, and the officers too, can walk up to that cashier's window and draw out two hundred bucks for himself, whether he has a job or not. And I don't mean maybe!