Twilight the Porno and Other XXX Parodies2011

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Narrator:
Lea, the Queen of the Wild Things, was lonely and wanted to be where people loved her most of all. So Lea gave up being Queen of the Wild Things and got ready to leave. But the wild things yelled, "Do not go! We'll eat you up! And we love to f*** you so." But Lea said, "No!" The wild things yelled their terrible yells and showed their horrible balls and waved their terrible c*cks. But Lea stepped into her canoe and waved goodbye, and sailed back over the year, into the week, back into days, and into the night, and into her very own room, where she found her own bed waiting for her, still nice and hot, just like her little wild twat.