Tyrannosaur2011

Hannah:
Why Tyrannosaur?

Joseph:
What?

Hannah:
You said something about your wife Tyrannosaurus or something?

Joseph:
What's Tyrannosaurus about? Yeah [nods head] It was a joke name... In Jurassic Park you know the movie, there's a scene where the kids are scared, they're looking out the glass and they hear the Tyrannosaur coming. As it thumps its way towards them [thump, thump, thump] the glass starts to ripple... So [sighs] my wife was a big lady, and you'd hear her going up the stairs and it was like [thump, thump, thump] I swear if I had a cup of tea on the sideboard you'd see the same ripples in my tea. So I called her the Tyrannosaur. [bows head and looks away]

Joseph:
I was being a c*nt.