Elvis2005

[On the set of a movie.]

Colonel Tom Parker:
You're starting to look like a kettle of crap, son.

Elvis:
That's none of your business.

Colonel Tom Parker:
Oh, but it is my business. Because no one is going to pay to see a burned out Elvis. And I see you've been late to the set more then once, that's not like you at all.

Elvis:
[Angrily] Have you even read this piece of crap? Do you know the lines I've gotta say? Oh, you wouldn't hurry up to get here either, Colonel.

Colonel Tom Parker:
Its not professional, son. Now you signed on to do this, you owe them your best.

Elvis:
I signed on to do this movie because you told me to. I need the money.

Colonel Tom Parker:
And you do. You spend like a drunken sailor, and that's none of my business, but you show up on time and you say the lines stupid or not, that is my business.

Elvis:
Yes sir.

Colonel Tom Parker:
And what's this about some religious kick your on?