V/H/S2012

[Clint puts on the video glasses for the first time with his friends Shane and Patrick]

Shane:
Oh, perfect fit!

Patrick:
Gimme! Gimme one of these!

Shane:
It's perfect! N-I-I-I-C-E!

Clint:
What?

Shane:
That sh*t is so quad. You can't even f***in' tell!

Shane:
[Shane and Patrick walk Clint to look at himself in the mirror] Oh, my god! Look at him, huh? Hey, dude, check it out, check it out. You like these glasses, right?

Clint:
Yeah.

Shane:
These are not just any glasses, my friend.

Clint:
They're dork glasses.

Shane:
These are video glasses, b*tch! There's a camera in that sh*t!

Patrick:
There's a f***in' mic in that sh*t!

Shane:
Yeah! Yeah! Dude, Look at 'em! You can't see it! It's awesome!

Clint:
Where can you get em'?

Patrick:
Internet, like... [Patrick continues to laugh all over]

Shane:
Oh, it's so good! I can't even...

Clint:
Am I just, like, a spy now?

Shane:
Yeah, superspy, man... super ass-and-titty spy. Yeah, tonight, I'm telling you.

Clint:
I get it. I know what you want to do.

Patrick:
[Patrick laughs and yells out] Yeah, you do! Oh, come on, turn it on! Man! Let's do this! Come on.