V/H/S2012

[Sam questions Stephanie about taking money from him]

Sam:
Did you take money out of my wallet?

Stephanie:
No.

Sam:
Yeah, you did.

Stephanie:
[laughing] No, I didn't.

Sam:
Well, you must have because I had $100 in here...

Stephanie:
When would I do that?

Sam:
...And now I have zero dollars in here.

Stephanie:
Well, I didn't. So maybe you didn't actually have that money.

Sam:
What'd you buy?

Stephanie:
[raises her voice as Sam quietly stares at her] I didn't buy anything! I have my own money. I don't need to take your money. [pause] Are you serious?

Sam:
Did you...?

Stephanie:
[Stephanie laughs while Sam smiles] What do you think I did?

Sam:
Well, I don't know...

Stephanie:
I've been with you...

Sam:
...Because the money's not here.

Stephanie:
...This whole time.

Stephanie:
I've been with you this whole time. I have no idea what you could be possibly imagining right now.

Sam:
[clears throat] Well, it wouldn't be the first time... I guess you decided to treat yourself. [recording ends]