V/H/S2012

[Joey and Spider talk in the woods]

Joey:
What are you - ? Wait. I have a question. What are you doing here? Huh?

Spider:
See that, uh, blonde goddess up there?

Joey:
No, where?

Spider:
[Joey zooms in on Samantha walking up the hill] That's what I'm here for.

Joey:
I don't see much of a blonde goddess anyhwere.

Spider:
Oh, uh... blonde crack whore, according to you, right?

Joey:
She is a crack whore.

Spider:
Hey, give me the camera.

Joey:
You're not gettin the camera bro.

Spider:
Just gimme it for a second.

Joey:
Why?

Spider:
Cause I wanna do something with it.

Joey:
No. Go f*** yourself.