Valentine's Day2010/I

Reed Bennett:
There's this girl.

Oversized Baggage Agent:
Oh don't tell me, that'll take the fun out of guessing. Let's see, this is gonna be a tough one, there's a very pretty girl and she's about to get on a big airplane and if you don't stop her, she'll never know how you really feel.

Reed Bennett:
Not exactly.

Oversized Baggage Agent:
What am I missing?

Reed Bennett:
If she gets on the plane, she's gonna find out the hard way that the guy that she thinks she's in love with is a spineless lying creep!

Oversized Baggage Agent:
That's no good.

Reed Bennett:
No, it is no good. And I can't let that happen. Because this girl, she is great! She's like... like sunshine. Everything is better when she's there. I can't stand the idea of some jerk hurting her, I just can't. I can't.