Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj2006

Gethin:
Sadie, this is Taj Badalandabad, our new head of house.

Sadie:
Alright me ol' mucker, have a shake then I ain't got the clap or nothing.

Gethin:
She means Handshake.

Taj:
Of course, of course, Hi.

Gethin:
Sadie is a cockney. It takes time to understand her words, they fit in her mouth funny.

Taj:
Lucky words. You enjoying your time at Camford, Sadie?

Sadie:
Yeah, It's alright. Blokes here are a bit stuffy here though. I mean I never thought it would be so hard finding someone worth slapping the ol' panhandle. You know, giving a blowj*b. Nothing like getting your tongue around a nice fat one. Sliding it in, and out, in, and out, in, and out, in, and out. Milking it like a cow until it explodes in the back of your mouth.

Taj:
Wow, I must have an amazing ear for dialects. I understood everything she said perfectly!