Very Close Quarters1986

Pavel:
You know, I was reading in Scientific Soviet the other day, every person spends a year and a half, to two years of his life on the can.

Boris:
So?

Pavel:
So, it's a waste. Some day our scientists will invent a portable device and eliminate the toilet altogether.

Senile Woman:
The toilet doesn't eliminate, we eliminate in the toilet.

Boris:
No, eliminate, no eliminate the waste of time.

Pavel:
In all of time there's be quite a lot of waste to eliminate.

Boris:
Eliminate the waste of time on the can!

Senile Woman:
You're wasting my time.

Senile Woman:
Your time *is* waste.

Pavel:
It's a lot of sh*t!