W.M.D.2013

Captain Hank Garrison:
Okay. So um... On three Jump off.

Private First Class Riggs:
Whoa. Hang on. Hang on. What am I doing?

Captain Hank Garrison:
You're the "jump off" part.

Sergeant Downy:
May I should - I will pull him off. I will pull him this way.

Private First Class Riggs:
No, no - I don't know if - No. I don't think that's gonna...

Sergeant Downy:
No, I've done it before. It's okay.

Captain Hank Garrison:
No, let him jerk you off. He'll get off on it.

Sergeant Downy:
Come on, it will give you a little momentum. Pull you off. Come on.

Private First Class Riggs:
Jesus Christ.

Captain Hank Garrison:
Alrighty. On the count of three. You wanna count?

Sergeant Downy:
Yeah, maybe you should count to three.

Captain Hank Garrison:
But you have to ask yourself, "is this where you wanna f***in' die?"

Private First Class Riggs:
I'm not gonna count.

Sergeant Downy:
He can't count to three. Come on. You count.

Captain Hank Garrison:
No, I'm swinging. Count of three. Your count...

Private First Class Riggs:
I'm not gonna count.

Sergeant Downy:
Let me count it out.

Captain Hank Garrison:
You count to three.

Sergeant Downy:
Okay I'll count. Come on.

Captain Hank Garrison:
On three. It's ON three. So it's, "One. Two. And then go." Right? "One. Two. Go."

Sergeant Downy:
On three. Ready? Okay? One. Two. Three!