Failure to Launch2006

Paula:
Look, many young men who should be able to move out, simply can't. It's called "failure to launch". And that's where I come in. Young men develop self-esteem best during a romantic relationship, so I simulate one. We have a memorable meeting. We get to know each other over a few casual meals, he helps me through an emotional crisis, then I meet his friends, if he has any... Then I let him teach me something... But the bottom line is, he bonds with me. He lets go of you. He moves out.

Al:
But how do you make sure that he'll fall in love with you?

Paula:
You like nice, you find out what they like, and then you pretend to like it, too.

Sue:
That is pretty much how it works.

Al:
What about sex?

Paula:
Al, I never have sex with a client. Besides, I need to keep Tripp motivated, and let's face it, after men have sex...

Sue:
Is there anything that we need to do?

Paula:
Well, for starters, you could make life a little more difficult for him. You know, more chores, more responsibilities, that kind of thing.

Sue:
I just think you should know that Tripp has had some rough breaks.

Paula:
I promise you, when this is over, Tripp is going to be an independant, self-sufficient adult.