Watermelon Man1970

Jeff Gerber:
I'm colored, Mr. Townsend. I'm a Negro.

Mr. Townsend:
Gerber, what the hell have you been doing - sitting under a sunlamp?

Jeff Gerber:
Oh that's the nicest thing you ever said to me, sir.

Mr. Townsend:
Did you get that tan in just the two days you were out?

Jeff Gerber:
Yes, yes I did - uh, the secret is soy sauce - lots and lots of soy sauce.

Mr. Townsend:
Don't you think you overdid it a bit?

Jeff Gerber:
Yes... yes I do, I really do. It - it was a frightening experience.