We're Not Dressing1934

Gracie Martin:
My uncle is a hunter.

George Martin:
I'd rather not hear about it.

Gracie Martin:
My uncle always goes out duck hunting. Now, Monday he takes four dogs, and Tuesday he takes three dogs, and Wednesday...

George Martin:
Gracie! Gracie, why does he take four dogs Monday and three dogs Tuesday?

Gracie Martin:
Well, because the other dog won't follow him on Tuesday.

George Martin:
Why?

Gracie Martin:
Because he shot him on Monday.

George Martin:
Nice work. He aims at little innocent birds and shoots dogs.

Gracie Martin:
Yeah, all except one dog. His favorite dog. His name is Scram.

George Martin:
Your uncle's name is Scram?

Gracie Martin:
Oh stop, no, the *dog's* name is Scram. You see, that saves my uncle a lot of money calling him Scram.

George Martin:
Because the dog's name is Scram that saves your uncle a lot of money?

Gracie Martin:
For sure. You see, when he calls the dog to feed, he hollers "Scram, Scram" and the dog runs away.