Weekend2011/II

Glen:
Do you ever think about finding your parents?

Russell:
No, not really.

Glen:
Why not?

Russell:
I don't really see the point. You know, I don't think it would change anything.

Glen:
Why don't I pretend to be your dad and you can come out to me?

Russell:
[laughs] That is SO weird.

Glen:
Just ignore the fact we just had sex.

Russell:
I don't think I can. Guess I'll try. Ok. [looks Glen in the eye] Dad? I got something I need to tell you.

Glen:
[pretending to be Russell's dad] What's that?

Russell:
I'm gay.

Glen:
[pretends to think] Hmm.

Russell:
I like guys, not girls.

Glen:
[breathes out slowly] Well. You know what, son. It doesn't matter to me. I love you just the same. And guess what?

Russell:
What?

Glen:
I couldn't be more proud of you than if you were the first man on the moon.