Welcome to the Rileys2010

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
How old are you?

Mallory:
How old do I look?

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
Fifteen.

Mallory:
You can't be fifteen and work in any strip club I've heard of.

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
How old are you?

Mallory:
Twenty-two.

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
You don't look twenty-two.

Mallory:
That's what it says on my ID.

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
Well, I could buy a drivers license that says I'm twenty-two. That doesn't make me twenty-two. So, is Mallory your real name?

Mallory:
[panicking] F*** me, you're a f***ing cop?

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
No.

Mallory:
Oh, you're not a cop? Then come here and show me your cock!

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
Stop it! Stop that!

Mallory:
Prove you're not a cop!

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
I'm not a cop!

Mallory:
Take this back. [throws money at Doug] That's about as close to my p*ssy as you're gonna get. F*** nuts!