Welcome to the Rileys2010

Mallory:
How come you don't wanna f*** me?

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
I prefer women my own age.

Mallory:
Why?

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
They know what they're doing.

Mallory:
I'm pretty good.

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
Sure you are.

Mallory:
I think I give some pretty good head.

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
I'm sure you do.

Mallory:
Let me show you.

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
No, no. Lie down.

Mallory:
It is so weird. Being with a guy who don't wanna get it on.

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
Yeah, well, it's pretty weird being with you too.

Mallory:
You don't like me?

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
I do. I like you a lot. [rubs his fingers through Mallory's hair]

Mallory:
I like you too.