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Lois Riley:
What are you doing home so early?

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
That headstone. You got us at Gold Hill? That's a unique experience. Seeing your name carved on a piece of granite.

Lois Riley:
How do you mean?

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
What I mean? I'm not dead. And you're not dead. There's enough people out there that are dead. They need headstones. We don't cause we're not dead.

Lois Riley:
A lot of people do this, Doug. It's called pre-planning.

Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley:
Well I don't like having my name carved on a tombstone while I'm still alive. I can't believe you did that, Lois.