Whatever Works2009

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Boris Yellnikoff:
That's not what I'm saying, imbecile. You guys completely misrepresent my ideas, why would I even want to talk with those idiots.

Boris' Friend:
Just calm down.

Boris' Friend:
That's not true, Boris.

Boris Yellnikoff:
No, don't tell me to calm down, I am calm. Just stop.

Boris' Friend:
Don't jump on us just because we don't understand what you're saying.

Boris Yellnikoff:
I didn't jump on you. It's not the idea behind Christianity I'm faulting, or Judaism, or any religion. It's the professionals who've made it into corporate business. There's big money in the god racket, big money.

Boris' Friend:
Here we go...