Whatever Works

Whatever Works2009

Stars: Larry David, Adam Brooks, Lyle Kanouse, Michael McKean
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 93 minutes

Whatever Works is a 2009 American comedy film directed and written by Woody Allen, starring Larry David, Evan Rachel Wood, Patricia Clarkson, Ed Begley Jr., Michael McKean, and Henry Cavill. It was released on June 19, 2009, received mixed reviews a… more »



Leo Brockman:
You know, I have to say, even with a text book right wing mentality, your mother-in-law has beautifully shaped breasts.

Boris Yellnikoff:
You know, you-your a man of learning, of cultivation, of aesthetic sensibility, this is what you take away from all that school prayer hokum and my country right or wrong? Her bosom?

Leo Brockman:
Its not just her bosom! Her behind is also beautifully contoured.

Boris Yellnikoff:
Well, I'm sure you'll have no problem getting her to bed. She's vulnerable. She's stupid and she's been abandoned. Personally, I lose all erotic inclination when the woman's a member of the National Rifle Association.

Leo Brockman:
It's pear shaped. Degas used to distinguish between an apple shaped behind and pear shaped. And I'm a big fruit eater.

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