When Louis Met Paul and Debbie2001

Louis Theroux:
[narrating] The next day, rehearsals continued, and so Paul took me to Doncaster to a warehouse where he keeps his old magic props.

Louis Theroux:
Maybe we could do some tricks when we get there.

Paul Daniels:
[driving the van] You forgot to bring Debbie.

Louis Theroux:
Meaning? I'll be Debbie.

Paul Daniels:
She's got to get in them.

Louis Theroux:
[singing] "I'll be your Debbie tonight."

[At the warehouse. Paul shows Louis a magic box that Debbie would stand inside]

Paul Daniels:
But you see, if you stand in there, you see...

Louis Theroux:
Quite a tight squeeze isn't it? Is that safe?

Paul Daniels:
It's all safe, yes.

[Louis squeezes his lanky 6'2" frame inside. It's not high enough for him to stand up straight]

Paul Daniels:
But if you stand in it, you see... you're far too big for it. D'you see what I mean?

Louis Theroux:
Go on, close the door.

[Paul shuts the door and turns the catch]

Paul Daniels:
[to the camera crew] Right, I think it's coffee break time, don't you? Everybody say yes to a coffee? Everybody, yes? The team? The 20?

Louis Theroux:
[from inside] How long would you have to stay in here for, like, a magic trick?

[Paul stays silent]

Louis Theroux:
Paul?

[Paul laughs silently]

Louis Theroux:
It's quite nice in here.

[the picture fades to some minutes later]

Paul Daniels:
[opening the door] Well, I'm glad about that, I'll tell you why - all the boxes I made...

Louis Theroux:
Please close it.