When Louis Met... Jimmy2000

[Jimmy is showing Louis his kitchen. Louis has peeked inside the fridge and the only piece of food in there is one chocolate biscuit]

Louis Theroux:
Why don't you have more food?

Jimmy Savile:
Because there's plenty of caf?s.

Louis Theroux:
Why is there no cooker in here?

Jimmy Savile:
Cooker means people, means making food, means washing up, means... ladies clattering and banging. No cooker, babe, no brain damage.

Louis Theroux:
What about if you're entertaining, if you have friends round for dinner, what do you cook them?

Jimmy Savile:
I don't have them sort of friends, and I don't have them sort of nights.