When Louis Met... Jimmy2000

[In Jimmy's kitchen, Louis is making coffee]

Louis Theroux:
I was looking for a mug just now, can I show you what I found?

[Louis opens a cupboard revealing liquor bottles inside and takes out a couple]

Louis Theroux:
A secret cache of booze. It's been touched.

Jimmy Savile:
Now then, ask me, ask me what they are. You see, a good interviewer always asks questions, he never opinionates before the answer, because the answer might make him look a bit silly.

Louis Theroux:
Yeah, so what's the answer?

Jimmy Savile:
Now then, ask me the question first. Take the first bottle.

Louis Theroux:
Why do you have a bottle of Captain Morgan rum in your... For a teetotaller that looks odd.

Jimmy Savile:
No, no, you see, you're opinionating again. Are you asking the question or are you telling me? Which are you doing?

Louis Theroux:
Um, why have you got Captain Morgan rum in your cupboard?

Jimmy Savile:
Because, my eldest brother, Vince, who is in his 80s, 36 years Royal Navy, and now lives in a super home here in Leeds, and he dearly beloves the rum. Now you see, isn't it better when you ask questions?

Louis Theroux:
Well, it is and it isn't because I thought we were having a conversation, Jimmy.

Jimmy Savile:
Well, we are in a conversation. But you see, it's not a conversation when there is accusation to start with. "What are you doing" you said, "as a teetotaller, with half empty bottles of booze!"

Louis Theroux:
[smiling] Yeah, yeah. You didn't like that.

Jimmy Savile:
Oh, I loved it.

Louis Theroux:
You didn't.

Jimmy Savile:
I loved it 'cos I tried to help you!

[Louis laughs]

Jimmy Savile:
My job in life is to try to help people.

Louis Theroux:
You didn't like it.

Jimmy Savile:
I loved it. Next!

Louis Theroux:
Next... Don't start that.

Jimmy Savile:
[claps his hands] Ah, ha ha ha ha! He didn't like that either! Ha ha ha ha ha! I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it! Ha ha ha.