When Louis Met... Max Clifford2002

Max Clifford:
[discussing the previous night where Louis was dragged along to a strip club with Max, Simon Cowell, the Daily Mirror's 3am girls and some press photographers] What was interesting at Spearmint Rhino last night was you, if you like, getting a little bit of the taste of the spotlight that you put on other people, and seeing how you react. And you looked very uncomfortable. And from what the other people have told me since, be it Ann-Marie, be it the girls from 3am, that you were very uncomfortable and looking extremely embarrassed.

Louis Theroux:
I did, I found it embarrassing.

Max Clifford:
Well, there you go. So that's what was interesting, you know, the biter gets bit. Which a lot of people could say the same thing applies to Max Clifford.

Louis Theroux:
I'm not a biter. I'm not a biter, am I, Simon?

Simon Cowell:
A nibbler.

Louis Theroux:
I'm a tickler.