Witless Protection

Witless Protection2008

Genre: Comedy, Crime
Witless Protection is a 2008 comedy crime film from Lionsgate, starring Daniel Lawrence Whitney, better known as Larry the Cable Guy and Jenny McCarthy written and directed by Chicago native Charles Robert Carner. Whitney plays Larry Stalder, a smal… more »



Arthur Grimsley:
Well played, for a hillbilly.

Larry:
Hey, I won. That means I get to go to your big hoedown tonight.

Arthur Grimsley:
In your dreams.

Larry:
No, I dream about getting a nut rub from Scarlett Johansson. That ain't gonna happen.

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