A Fish Called Wanda1988

[In court]

Archie:
Ms Gershwitz, do you remember where you were on the evening of the 7th?

Wanda:
Yes, I was at the apartment.

Archie:
And were you alone or was someone else there?

Wanda:
No someone else was there.

Archie:
And who was that?

Wanda:
My brother.

Archie:
Your brother, good and [stumbling] your brother? Are you sure it was your brother?

Judge:
Mr Leach I'm sure Ms Gershwitz can recognise her own brother, after all she's had a relationship with him her whole life.

Archie:
Yes, sorry your honour. Well, was anybody else there with you?

Wanda:
Yes George was there. [adds] But he left about five to seven.

Archie:
Wanda! [remembering himself] I wonder, how could you be sure it was five to seven?

Wanda:
Because I looked at the clock. I remember looking at the clock and thinking, where could George be going with that sawn off shotgun?

Archie:
Darling!

Judge:
Mr Leach, "Darling"?

Archie:
Yes, dear?

George:
YOU B*TCH!!! You f***ing b*tch!