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The Compere:
Hey there big fella, do you mind keeping it down a bit? Cause you're making everyone a bit nervous...

Edward the Bastard:
Do you think I care? I want to speak to my good pal Chris!

The Compere:
Great, fantastic. Thing is he's currently at work at the moment. So if you wanna come back next year, we got some fantastic stuff lined up, and you can follow us on Facebook, see what else we're doing...

Edward the Bastard:
You trying to kick me out?

The Compere:
Errr... No! No, course not!

Edward the Bastard:
No? Seems like you were!

The Compere:
Okay, I've tried to be nice. But if you don't leave the room by the time I count to three, then I'm going to have to calls security. I don't wanna do that but... [starts counting] One, two [Edward gets close to the Compere]... two point five?