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Vangarre:
[as Shulk enters the Military District] YOU IDIOTS! What the hell are you playing at?

Shulk:
[thinking] Uh-oh. The colonel's gonna explode.

Vangarre:
Crashing the mobile artillery into a house? How long have you been in the force?

Defense Force Soldier:
Sorry, Sir. It's just that we were trying to go as fast as we could, like you ordered...

Defense Force Soldier:
But it's impossible to get to the Mitilary District in only 40 seconds.

Vangarre:
I don't want any excuses! Champions don't *whine,* they WIN!

Defense Force Soldier, Defense Force Soldier:
[dropping their heads] Yes, sir.

Vangarre:
You're a disgrace to the uniform! Are you forgetting the shame you brought on this force during joint manoeuvers with Colony 6? Stick your back into it, maggots! MOVE IT!

Defense Force Soldier:
Yes, sir.

Vangarre:
Get the artillary to the Military District, DOUBLE TIME! Then I want a million press-ups from both of you! And you better not stop until your biceps EXPLODE!

Defense Force Soldier:
Colonel. W-We can't move the artillery.

Vangarre:
WHAT? You'd better give a damn good reason why!

Defense Force Soldier:
Sir! The impact of the crash damaged the ether conduction cable! The ether fuel proceeded to leak out and now the cylinder is empty!

Vangarre:
Well, change the cylinder, then! Can't you even do something as simple as *that?*

Defense Force Soldier:
The auxiliary cylinders have all been used up. It'll be three days until more come in, sir.

Vangarre:
I told you to keep a stock of fuel in reserve!

Defense Force Soldier:
Sorry, sir...

Vangarre:
You're nothing but slackers! [punches the soldier hard in the face]

Shulk:
[wincing before muttering] Same old colonel. At this rate, the men will all be dead before they see any action.