The Fortune Cookie1966

[Harry Hinkle comes out of the emergency room in a stretcher.]

Harry Hinkle's mother:
Harry? Harry, baby, how do you feel?

Harry groans.

Harry Hinkle's mother:
It's me, Mama. And Charlotte is here and Willie and Ginger and Jeffrey.

Harry Hinkle:
Hi, sports fans.

William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich:
How is he, Doc?

Doctor:
I think he has a mild concussion. We've put him under sedation. He'll rest comfortably tonight.

Harry Hinkle:
This is Harry Hinkle on Camera Four.

Harry Hinkle's mother:
He doesn't know his own mother.

William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich:
Well, Doc, any ruptures, broken bones, internal bleeding?

Doctor:
I don't think so.

William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich:
You don't think so? How long you been outta medical school?

Doctor:
Five months.

William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich:
That long, huh?

Doctor:
Sir?

Harry Hinkle:
Okay, Louie. You pick up the band. I'll pan with the pompom girls. La la-la la-la-la-la-la.