The Fortune Cookie1966

[Chester Purkey exists the office of O'Brien, Thompson, and Kincaid and starts putting on his gloves, only to bump into William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich, who immediately starts shaking Purkey's hand while he talks.]

William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich:
Hi there, Purkey, old boy.

Chester Purkey:
Hello.

William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich:
They keeping you busy?

Chester Purkey:
I'm not complaining.

William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich:
Attababy! [to the Lawyers' receptionist] To see O'Brien, Thompson, and Kincaid.

Lawyers' receptionist:
And you are?

William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich:
Gingrich, Gingrich, and Gingrich.

[Purkey is walking out when he notices that a finger appears to be missing on his gloved hand.]

Chester Purkey:
Hey!

William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich:
What's the matter?

[Purkey adjusts his glove and finds that his finger is not missing.]

Chester Purkey:
Nothin'.

Lawyers' receptionist:
Go right in, Mr. Gingrich.

William H. "Whiplash Willie" Gingrich:
Thanks. And take the rest of the afternoon off.