The Great Mouse Detective1986

Henchmen:
[singing] Oh, Ratigan! Oh, Ratigan! You're tops, and that's that! To Ratigan! To Ratigan!

Bartholomew:
[drunk] To Ratigan, the world's greatest rat! [hiccups]

[Ratigan spits out a mouthful of wine in shock, gasping. The henchmen turn around, gasping in terror.]

Ratigan:
WHAT WAS [turns to Bartholomew] THAT?! What did you call me?!

Henchman #1:
Oh, he didn't mean it, professor!

Lizard Henchmen:
It was just a slip of the tongue!

Ratigan:
I AM NOT A RAT!!!!

Henchman #2:
'Course you're not. You're a mouse!

Hencman #1:
Yeah, that's right. A mouse!

Lizard Henchman:
Yeah, a big mouse!

Ratigan:
[screams bloody murder] SILENCE!!!

[Ratigan thrown Bartholomew out of the hideout.]

Ratigan:
Oh, my dear Bartholomew. I'm afraid you've gone and upset me. [Pulls a small bell out of his pocket] You know what happens when someone upsets me...

[The henchmen watch from the door, frightened as Ratigan rings the bell. They then look up and gasp in terror. Felicia, Ratigan's pet cat, hears the ringing of the bell and slowly walks up to Bartholomew]

Bartholomew:
[singing] Oh, Ratigan. Oh, Ratigan. You're the tops, and that's that. [hiccups] Whoops, dear. To Ratigan. To Ratigan. To Ratigan, the world's greatest-

[The henchmen tremble and gasp in fear as they see Bartholomew being eaten, while Ratigan nonchalantly smokes and watches. A gulp is heard. The henchmen quietly mourn their lost friend]

Ratigan:
[hugging Felicia] Oh, Felicia, my precious, my baby. Did Daddy's little honey-bun enjoy her tasty treat?

[Felicia burps. Ratigan's smile slowly collapses into a look of disgust. He turns back to his henchmen]

Ratigan:
I trust that there will be no further interruptions.