The Hangover2009

Melissa:
I called that bed and breakfast in Napa. They said they had no record of you even checking in.

Stu:
That's 'cause we didn't go to Napa.

Melissa:
Stu, what the f*** is going on?

Stu:
We went to Las Vegas.

Melissa:
Oh, really? Las Vegas? Why would you go Las Vegas?

Stu:
'Cause my best friend was getting married, and that's what guys do.

Melissa:
Uh-huh?

Stu:
Yeah.

Melissa:
That's not what you do.

Stu:
Really? Well, then, why did I do it?! Huh?! 'Cause I did it! Riddle me that! Why'd I do it?! You know, sometimes I think all you want me to do is what you want me to do. Well, I'm sick of doing what you want me to do all the time. I think, in a healthy relationship, sometimes a guy should be able to do what he wants to do.

Melissa:
That is not how this works!

Stu:
Oh, good! Because whatever this is ain't workin' for me!

Melissa:
Oh, really?

Stu:
Yeah!

Melissa:
Since when?!

Stu:
Since you f***ed that waiter on your cruise last June! BOOM!!!

Alan:
You told me it was a bartender.

Stu:
Oh. You're right. I stand corrected. It was a bartender. You f***ed a bartender.

Melissa:
You're an idiot.

Stu:
You're a-- You... [struggles] You're... such a bad person! Like, all the way through to your core!