Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay2008

Old Lady:
(sees Kumar is smoking a homemade bong) T-T-T-TERRORIST!

[The passengers begin to scream and panic]

Harold:
No, ma'am. He's not a terrorist, he's just an idiot.

Kumar:
It's not a bomb, it's a bong!

Male Passenger:
He's got a bomb!

Male Passenger 1:
He's gonna blow up the plane!

[An undercover flight marshal draws a pistol and tackles Kumar; the bong flies forward, hits the floor and shatters, releasing smoke]

Businessman:
Poison gas!

Marshal:
[To Kumar] You picked the wrong plane, mister!

Marshal 2:
[Tackles Harold] I got the other one! Calm down folks, everything's under control!

[As the passengers slowly calm down, the first Marshal looks at a stewardess]

Marshal:
Tell the pilots to turn around; these two are going back to the United States!